Rat Fight

April 14, 2011

I maced a rat. I'm not proud of this, but it's something that happened.


Cocaine Bunny

April 7, 2011

A penis, a maniac and a bag of cocaine. This is my life.

This is the 3rd part of a three part story. The first two parts, "The Lunatic and the Tiger Shark" and "Tacos" can also be found on this podcast. Full text of all three stories can be read at http://fictitiousadventures.blogspot.com



March 17, 2011

Only a short way from shore, Hector and I find ourselves trapped by circling sharks. A decision will have to be made soon: sunstroke or shark food?

Part 2 of a 3 part series.

Listen to "The Lunatic and the Tiger Shark" first and look for part three, "Cocaine Bunny" on March 24!


The Lunatic and the Tiger Shark

March 11, 2011

The sun is already high overhead by the time I slip out of a beer-induced sleep. I'm on a boat with a broken mast, surrounded by sharks and terribly dehydrated. Hector, the man responsible for my predicament, is bleeding through the sail into the water, luring monsters up from the deep. If there was only a way to get to shore; one that didn't involve swimming though sharks...

Part 1 of a 3 part story.